Breaking News!
Order number four from FreshDirect just arrived. A disappointment worthy of A-Rod as 7 out of 12 eggs arrived crushed. Along with one young blogger's heart.
See also: Sometimes You Don't Have to Break Any Eggs
April 26, 2004 8:43 PM
Comments
This is hilarious, particularly the part where you insinuate you have a heart.
(Hey man, I have free time now, I can comment all day!)
Posted by: Anittah on May 4, 2004 4:11 PM
This is Ari Paparo's blog. It generally concerns itself with Internet product development and marketing. 